1. Even if your hair isn't blond, you can act as "blond" as you want. 2. Don't sit down on an escalator, as it will leave greasy stripes on the back of your favorite pink shorts. 3. Babies born with four heads is bad; babies born with foreheads is normal. 4. Shampoo makes your bald head shine. 5. Life may take a detour, but it doesn't mean you should stop driving. Debbie has always been a source of inspiration. She never let anything stop her. Although we will learn to live without her, we will never get over the loss. To the family, you'll always be in my thoughts and prayers.